Mitsubishi L300
(Nab Mitsubishi L300)
The Mitsubishi L300 was a vehicle designed in the '80s style all the way up until the year 2000. I had this one ornery neighbor who drove one, an older model. And just because he owned the biggest vehicle in the neighborhood, he got it in his head that he owned the whole dang street! Plus, he was old and gray, and sometimes took up to two hours just to get up simple hills of only 100-200 yards to his house. So the rest of us just had to wait! The neighbor was so stubborn that even though he was hunched over from years of smoking and neighborly spats, with poor vision and only a 35-degree turn radius on his neck, he’d still be cruising around in this massive beast of a vehicle. So you just had to get out of the way when he was driving in and out of the neighborhood!
(The man lived to be nearly 90 years old, even though he smoked and smoked, that devil!)
"In other words, you can drive the Mitsubishi L300 like a real hotheaded van driver with tinted windows and a little pine air freshener, or as a 5 or 6-seater, or more, as a four-wheel-drive with fat tires, side steps, and a bull bar - plus cool lights on the grill and roof!"
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