Various Mahindra Motorhead cars!

 

Ah done wrote ’bout the Mahindra Voyager van in an earlier post, though back then Ah was talkin’ ’bout her as the Mitsubishi L300. Over in India, they started buildin’ the first generation way back in the ’70s an’ ’80s, then just kept that ol’ boxy legend rollin’ under the Mahindra Voyager name clean up till 2002.

Privately import yerself a Mahindra Voyager an’ you too can drive around like some completely unhinged box-van maniac — white-knucklin’ through traffic with a dang pine-tree wünderbaum swingin’ from the windshield an’ enough diesel smoke ta blot out the sun.

The Mahindra Maximo truck an’ the Mahindra Supro both got built with that unmistakable ol’ 1980s work-truck flavor — the Maximo keepin’ that squared-off retro look clean up till 2015, while the Supro rolled on from 2016 till today with more’a a standard ’90s setup but still carryin’ just enough leftover ’80s soul ta make gearheads grin.

Privately import yerself a Mahindra Maximo or Supro, an’ y’all can tear through the backroads’a Norway like some sleep-deprived Asian freight hauler — bouncin’ over potholes with overloaded suspension, thermos coffee sloshin’ in the cab, an’ the tiny diesel engine screamin’ fer dear life halfway up a frozen mountain pass.

The Mahindra Roxor jeep’s one mean lil’ badass 4x4, built straight off the bones’a them first-generation Willys MB rigs from the 1940s an’ ’50s — only now stuffed with a whole mess’a newer tech from the 2020s. They been buildin’ the thing since 2018, though they had ta tweak the design after Jeep hauled ’em into court claimin’ they copied too much from the original wartime jeeps.

Then ya got the Mahindra Armada, which carries strong vibes from the old Jeep Wrangler era — boxy, rugged, no-nonsense, built fer mud, dust, bad decisions, an’ questionable roads.

Take a Mahindra Roxor or Armada tearin’ loose down the beach an’ Ah guarantee folks gon’ notice. Lotta noise, lotta sand flyin’, doors rattlin’, engine barkin’ like an angry farm dog — an’ shoot, might even help y’all catch the attention’a a few ladies while you’re at it.